Category: Short
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Inappropriate Feet, Unicorns, and a Road Ahead
It starts with bad weather. Detours through unicorns. Ends with a road worth riding. Trust me. Well, I don’t live my life by this quote: “There is no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing.” – Sir Ranulph Fiennes I hate this expression. Yes, there is definitely such a thing as bad weather: hurricanes,…
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The One With the Steak Shorts
My favourite holiday? Easy.Mallorca, with a group of good friends, legs full of lactic acid, and—for two riders—steaks in their shorts. Weird, I know.Stick with me. It was my first cycling holiday with a group of really good friends. The kind of trip that blurs the line between boot camp and fun—early mornings, long rides,…
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I Went Camping and All I Got Was Existential Clarity and a Baguette
Have you ever been camping? I went camping as a kid and came back convinced France was the worst place on earth. Years later, I went back with a bike and discovered I was wrong. (Also, bread. So much bread.) I used to go camping every year with my parents.We’d cram everything into a Ford…
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A Dancing Monkey Can Pelvic Thrust a Thousand Words
A terrible dancer. A loop of unearned confidence. A monkey with no self-awareness and too much thrust. This emoji isn’t just chaos — it’s a mirror.
Davide la Locomotive 